There once was a girl by the rhyme of Akira
She lived in the omelet between the Haley's of Eastam and Westam sandwich.
She was a lonely little girl with only a few dozen close friends
A smattering of fiends
And a fair number of acquaintances
Including, but not limited to, imaginary friends and ghosts.
Close to the solstice time, when the day became short and the night was like long pants you stepped on when you walked,
Akira became lonely.
All my fiends can go to Reykjavik (being the closest thing to hell on Earth she could think of)
All I want is some visitors to share this holy day with me
But alas, Akira was alone.
Suddenly, a slow scraping noise was heard.
Across the floor slid a butter knife.
An ordinary, butter knife.
Just as slowly a steak knife flew through the air and stuck in the wall.
One by one, all the knifes in the house slid, flew, rolled or otherwise appeared
In the room with Akira.
This is great said Akira, slicing her finger on a butcher knife.
Now I am no longer alone.
I have all these sharp knives to spend the holy day with.
Every year after that, Akira washed and dried all the knives.
She cleaned the silver ones, and laid the rest out.
And none of her other fiends or acquaintances ever darkened her door on Solstice again.
